By Annette Benedetti, sex educator, intimacy coach, and host of the Talk Sex with Annette podcast
This Lovehoney advent calendar review compares all three of their 24-day calendars, and if your sex life has gone a little quiet, one of them might be the best-value fix you can buy: 24 days of foreplay in a box and a reason to show up for each other every single night. And if you’re a brand-new couple still learning each other, or you’ve been dying to explore your kinks but have no idea where to start, it’s just as much for you.
I’m reviewing all three of Womanizer, We-Vibe & Lovehoney’s 24-day advent calendars, the Enjoy, the Couples, and the Luxury, so you’ll know exactly what’s inside each one, how much you really save, and which door is right for you and your person. Code ANNETTE15 gets you 15% off any of them at Lovehoney, We-Vibe, and Womanizer.
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Why Buy a Sex Toy Advent Calendar at All?
Here’s the reframe I want you to sit with, because it’s the whole reason I love these. Most people think an advent calendar is just a bulk toy purchase with a discount. It’s not. It’s a structure, and it works for more people than you’d think.
If you’re a new couple still learning each other’s bodies, it’s the most fun crash course there is. Instead of the slightly awkward “so what do you like?” conversation, you get 24 little prompts that let you discover it together in real time, no pressure. If you’ve been curious about kink but have no idea where to start, it’s your starter map, each door introduces a sensation, a restraint, or a toy you’d never have picked off a shelf, so you sample the whole menu instead of freezing in front of it. And if you’ve hit a stretch where the spark went quiet, where you love each other but nobody’s initiating, it hands you a reason to reach for each other every night, and it starts the conversation for you.
That’s the thread through all three. The hardest part of exploring together isn’t the sex, it’s the starting, the not knowing what to ask for or how to bring it up. An advent calendar does that part for you. That partner who always says “I don’t know” when you ask what they’re into? Now you get to figure it out together, one door at a time.
One more thing I’ve learned from calendars I’ve personally used: the toys build on each other. A bullet one day gets a new sleeve a few days later; a toy from day three pairs with something from day twelve. Your collection grows and combines as you count down, so the play keeps expanding instead of repeating.
Quick Comparison: Enjoy vs Couples vs Luxury
| Calendar | Price | Value | You Save | Best For | Hero Toys |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Enjoy | $129 | $345.77 | 63% | Beginners, solo, gifting | Womanizer Starlet 3, mini wand |
| Couples | $219 | $608.77 | 64% | Couples ready to play together | Womanizer Liberty 2, We-Vibe Sync Lite |
| Luxury | $369 | $908.75 | 59% | Every body covered, penis + vulva | Womanizer Enhance, Sync Lite, Arcwave Zing |
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The Enjoy Calendar: The Easiest Yes ($129)
The Enjoy is the entry point of all three. It costs $129, is worth $345.77, and saves you 63%, more than half, before we talk about a single toy. This is the one I’d hand a couple who’s curious but a little nervous, or a solo explorer who wants to build a collection the fun way. Nothing in here is intimidating; it’s designed to ease you in.
The headline toy is the Womanizer Starlet 3 (worth $85), a real Womanizer using Pleasure Air, that contactless air-pulse sensation on the clitoris that feels less like a buzz and more like being teased by breath. It’s compact, discreet, three intensity levels, and for a lot of people it’s their first-ever taste of air suction. The other anchor is a rechargeable mini wand, broad, rumbly, and versatile, designed to work with the other pieces so the build-on-each-other magic starts here.
Around those, the daily doors hold bullets and sleeves, a blindfold, a menthol orgasm balm, nipple clamps, an anal set, a feather tickler, sex-position dice, rope, a paddle, and more, everything you need to turn a random Tuesday into date night. Scent plus sensation plus a blindfold is a whole evening on its own.
The Couples Calendar: Dive In Together ($219)
If the Enjoy is dipping a toe, the Couples calendar is the two of you diving in together. It’s $219, worth $608.77, and saves 64%, the deepest discount of the three. It’s built around shared play, and what sets it apart is two headline toys instead of one.
There’s the Womanizer Liberty 2 (worth $109), a premium air-suction clitoral stimulator that nearly justifies the whole calendar by itself. And then the toy that actually makes this a couples calendar: the We-Vibe Sync Lite (worth $99), a wearable, app-controlled vibrator one of you wears while the other runs it from their phone, across the room, across the dinner table, across the country. That handoff of control is the whole fun, and it’s what turns a box of toys into a shared experience.
Add a remote bullet with eight interchangeable sleeves, cuffs, a paddle, nipple suckers, a hogtie, a glass butt plug, and a position card game, and you’ve got a calendar aimed squarely at couples who already know they like this and want to go deeper. Bonus: it displays like a proper advent calendar with QR codes for a daily pleasure tip.
The Luxury Calendar: The Full Expedition ($369)
The Luxury is the full expedition. It’s $369, worth $908.75, saves 59%, and it’s the only one with a toy for everybody in the bed.
The clitoral headliner steps up to the Womanizer Enhance (worth $169), a higher-end air-suction-and-vibration toy that earned a 100% orgasm rate in user testing, the kind of premium piece people buy on its own. It also includes the We-Vibe Sync Lite (worth $99) for wearable shared play, and then the thing the other two don’t have at all: the Arcwave Zing (worth $149.99), a serious dual-motor vibrating male masturbator with ten intensity levels, real engineering aimed at penis stimulation.
Layer in bondage extras, a pinwheel, kegel balls, a candy-cane glass dildo, a nipple-and-clit clamp chain, bed restraints, and more, and this is the calendar for the couple with a penis and a vulva between them who both want to be equally taken care of. It’s the one you buy when you want the whole thing, no gaps, every body included.
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Which Lovehoney Advent Calendar Should You Buy?
- Choose the Enjoy if you’re new to this, buying a gift, exploring solo, or you just want the easiest, most affordable yes. It’s the on-ramp, and nobody regrets starting here.
- Choose the Couples if the two of you are ready to play together and want that app-controlled, hand-off-the-remote experience. It’s also the best raw value.
- Choose the Luxury if you want everybody in the bed equally covered, especially a couple with a penis and vulva, and you want the higher-end toys plus bondage extras.
An honest note, because you know I always give you one: these are a lot of toys at once. If you and your partner are brand new to all of this, the Enjoy won’t overwhelm you the way the Luxury might. Start where you actually are, not where you think you should be.
And one real thing to know before you buy: the calendars are not covered by Lovehoney’s usual 100-day money-back promise. So go in knowing this is a keep purchase, not a try-it-and-return one.
Are Lovehoney Advent Calendars Worth It?
To wrap up this Lovehoney advent calendar review: on value alone, yes, they’re worth itOn value alone, yes. In every case you’re paying a fraction of what the toys inside would cost separately, and in each calendar the headline toy alone gets you most of the way to the sticker price, the rest is essentially along for the ride. But the real value isn’t the discount. It’s that a calendar doesn’t just give you toys, it gives you a reason and a rhythm: 24 nights of trying something new, with the conversation started for you and a collection that grows as you go. Whether you’re reigniting something that went quiet or discovering what you’re into for the first time, it hands you the structure to actually do it.
Frequently Asked Questions
What’s the best Lovehoney advent calendar?
It depends on where you’re starting. The Enjoy ($129) is the best value entry point for beginners and gifting, the Couples ($219) is the best overall value and best for shared app-controlled play, and the Luxury ($369) is the most complete, with toys for both a penis and a vulva.
How much do you save with a Lovehoney advent calendar?
A lot. The Enjoy saves 63%, the Couples 64%, and the Luxury 59% off the total value of the toys inside. In each one, the headline toy alone nearly covers the sticker price.
What’s inside the Lovehoney advent calendars?
Each has 24 doors. Hero toys include the Womanizer Starlet 3 (Enjoy), the Womanizer Liberty 2 and We-Vibe Sync Lite (Couples), and the Womanizer Enhance, Sync Lite, and Arcwave Zing (Luxury), plus bullets, sleeves, blindfolds, cuffs, balms, games, and bondage accessories.
Can you return a Lovehoney advent calendar?
No. The advent calendars are not covered by Lovehoney’s 100-day money-back promise, so treat it as a keep purchase.
Do you have to start on December 1st?
No. You can start your countdown on any day, and they’re great for Kinktober, cuffing season, the holidays, or Valentine’s Day.
Is a sex toy advent calendar good for beginners?
Yes, especially the Enjoy. It eases you in with approachable toys and low-pressure prompts, which makes it one of the easiest ways for a new or nervous couple to explore together.
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